Mo Beasley of Urban Erotika was a guest on Episode 12 of my weekly relationships show Abiola on LSD: Love, Sex, Dating and Drama. He presented not only his sexy ode to the booty poem "I Wanna Kiss Your Ass" but a special birthday poem written for lil ole me.
Mo Beasley will debut my birthday poem 'I'm Your Backdoor Man' on stage at Urban Erotica on September 18th, 2010 at The Bowery Poetry Club. Watch the Mo Beasley episode here.
I'M YOUR BACKDOOR MAN BY MO BEASLEY
You’ve cultivated its contours in quite an extraordinary fashion
The roundness of your edges
the smooth unbroken twists and twirls
The vibrant dark sepia of your taut soil is exquisite
The lush, moist texture of your flowerbed is intoxicating
Makes me wanna roll all in it and be soiled by you
But that would spoil the perfection
Dishevel your carefully manicured…backyard and garden
Have no fear
I am a skilled and experienced old school/seasoned gardener
I’ll mow your lawn one black blade at a time
No motorized mowers here.
They call me The Backdoor Man
Fret not, for I will Inot neglect your front yard or porch
But, scaling back fences
Churning your rich earth
mounting your sturdy decks
dissolving locks and doors is my specialty.
I am The Back Door Man
Grab on to something tight
I’m comin’ round the back now
Rock steady and easy
Sure footed and needy
I needs to get up on your back porch
Stretch out for a while
I’m your Back Door Man
Leave the latch on if it makes you feel betta
If you likes me to pop the chain and all
Whatever gets your sprinklers goin’
I’m here to satisfy you
It is my pleasure and my duty
My calling and my purpose…
to serve you.
-mo beasley
“Happy Birthday Abiola ;-)”
Wow. Is it HOT in here? Thanks Mo! Read about the 10th Anniversary of Mo Beasley's urban erotica showcase.
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